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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
that means we have to kill him now
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
#the optimistic look on pessimism
(Source: xcyst, via legit-humour)
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this
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Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
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this is some indiana jones shit
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imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs